Malign creativity at its finest

Cop this in your wokehole, Apple

I first learned of the phrase ‘malign creativity’ from the notorious internet feline

el gato malo

. It’s the perfect encapsulation of the side-splitting savagery of the meme-makers, the satirical cartoonists and the parody artists who have helped to keep us all sane for the past few years.

For those of you who dry-retched your way through Apple’s recent Mother Nature - 2030 Status self-promotion video - which took every imaginable greenwashing/DEI trope and smooshed it into just over 5 minutes of hypocritical, self-serving, please-Mr-Fink-can-we-get-an-A+-on-our-ESG-scores barf - and, in your moment of agony, wailed ‘In the name of all that’s good and holy, won’t someone make a parody of this abomination?’, your prayers have been answered.

Enjoy.